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June 08 2009

I have to.
Jesus waited THREE days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited ONE day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I DIED yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uhh, you look pretty alive to me, dude..." and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude'd be like "Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro..." And he's not gonna come back on a SATURDAY. Everybody's busy, doing chores, workin' the loom, trimmin' the beard, NO. He waited the perfect number of days, THREE. Plus it's SUNDAY, so everyone's in church already, and they're all in there like "Oh no, Jesus is DEAD", and then BAM! He bursts in the back door, runnin' up the aisle, everyone's totally psyched, and FYI, that's when he invented the high five. That's why we wait three days to call a woman, because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait.... True story.
— Barney Stinson
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May 31 2009

The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
— George Bernard Shaw
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April 21 2009

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April 19 2009

Like We need Your Support.

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April 04 2009

  • Never tell name or location of the file you couldn't open, or what access rights you're expecting
  • Make sure an error message does not mention a possible cause or solution
  • Ideally produce no error message at all
  • When installing or updating a file, do not tell name or location, "installed" or "updated" is enough info
  • Never check if called variables are actually set
  • Never validate input; you can always trust a user to pass the correct option, feel free to explode if user passes unexpected parameters.
  • Do not document
  • Make sure "progname -h" crashes or at least spits out an error
  • Having a design is against the law
  • If you output an error, make sure to use a text that will produce at least 1000000 google hits
  • Do not check preconditions, just lemming of the cliff and throw a useless error or dump a core
  • Never use or check return values, that makes it too easy to determine where something went wrong
  • Use bugzilla or broken mailinglist managers to effectively discourage users from reporting issues
  • There shall be only one error value, and that value shall be -1.
  • Magic numbers give your code amazing powers
  • Always blame the user, he should have known better
  • Never check for an error condition you don't know how to handle
  • Golden rules for software developers
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    March 18 2009

    just in case you forgot what we're here for

    March 16 2009

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    SCNR (sorry could not resist)
    i'm aware of the evilness and the bad, bad, bad connotation of the  word "possession" and how this is super tasteless, but... SCNR
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